Posts tagged ‘scandal’
Herman Cain Is “Suspending” His Presidential Campaign
Amid rumors that he sexually harassed half of Godfather Pizza’s workforce, Herman Cain has finally announced that he is suspending his presidential campaign. Wait, what? Saying he is suspending is campaign is like the time my parents told me Santa Claus was a child murderer. Sure they could have told me he doesn’t exist, but [...]
Herman Cain Is Starting To Rethink His Presidential Campaign
The GOP race is currently filled with retards who can barely talk, let alone complete coherent thoughts, so some saw Herman Cain, former chairman and CEO of Godfather Pizza and current black person, a front runner for the presidential ticket. That was of course until women started coming out of the woodworks like junior linebackers [...]
Joe Paterno Is Good At Keeping Secrets
Because college football loves their scandals like they love having indisputable winners each and every year, Penn State has filled in with the newest form of football scandals…pedophilia. Jerry Sandusky, the team’s defensive coordinator from 1989-1999, is under investigation for taking boys from his charity – The Second Mile - and sodomizing them in the school [...]
New Yorker’s Questioning Paterson’s Vision
NEW YORK – Amid sagging ratings, scandals and the ability to physically see, New Yorkers are finally beginning to question Governor David Paterson’s vision to lead the state into a more promising era. The former Lieutenant Governor who landed into the lead role after another scandal rocked the seat, Patterson was primed to go anywhere [...]
