Posts tagged ‘president’
Herman Cain Is “Suspending” His Presidential Campaign
Amid rumors that he sexually harassed half of Godfather Pizza’s workforce, Herman Cain has finally announced that he is suspending his presidential campaign. Wait, what? Saying he is suspending is campaign is like the time my parents told me Santa Claus was a child murderer. Sure they could have told me he doesn’t exist, but [...]
Herman Cain Is Starting To Rethink His Presidential Campaign
The GOP race is currently filled with retards who can barely talk, let alone complete coherent thoughts, so some saw Herman Cain, former chairman and CEO of Godfather Pizza and current black person, a front runner for the presidential ticket. That was of course until women started coming out of the woodworks like junior linebackers [...]
Obama Officially Announces Presidential Run In 2012
While the GOP officially falls all over themselves to determine who will eventually run for president in 2012, we already know who their democrat counterpart will be. I know this is a tough guess, but it will be fulfilled by the current incumbent already in office. While Obama’s approval ratings have steadily fallen throughout his [...]
