Posts tagged ‘Penn State’
Jerry Sandusky Is Seeking New Jurors
Due to the magnitude of attention that the Penn State scandal surrounding Jerry Sandusky and raping little boys is getting, his attorney’s feel their client has rights and deserves some anonymity for the upcoming trial. “Jerry’s case has drawn national attention as a result of which we feel there’s no better place than Centre County [...]
Jerry Sandusky Is Umm…Not, Ummm…Sexually Attracted To Little Boys???
When you ask someone if they are attracted to little boys, unless the person you are asking is a 5-year-old girl named Sadie, they say no. Go ahead, ask me. I will probably tell you before you finish the question “no” in 3 different languages with different inflections and tones. But when you ask someone [...]
ESPN Has Breaking News
ESPN, which should be called E!SPN because of how they treat the sports world like a tabloid instead of focusing on actual sporting news, has new breaking news on the Jerry Sandusky-Penn State scandal. Scrolling their news ticker during Monday Night Football’s telecast, viewers were told that Jerry Sandusky “should not have showered with those [...]
Joe Paterno Is Good At Keeping Secrets
Because college football loves their scandals like they love having indisputable winners each and every year, Penn State has filled in with the newest form of football scandals…pedophilia. Jerry Sandusky, the team’s defensive coordinator from 1989-1999, is under investigation for taking boys from his charity – The Second Mile - and sodomizing them in the school [...]
