Posts tagged ‘Oil’
BP Finally Caps Leaking Well
After around 90 days of non-stop oil gushing from a well deep beneath the ocean’s surface, BP has finally found a solution that may contain the leaking oil. There is, of course, a very realistic possibility that the 14,000 pounds per square inch of pressure impeding on the capsule will lead to an even bigger [...]
Lazy BP Waiting For Hurricane Season to Clean Up Gulf
NEW ORLEANS – The constant stream of oil gushing from an underground pipeline in the Gulf of Mexico has created a catastrophe at the hands of British Petroleum because of the massive amounts of dense coagulation. The spill has left a damaged ecosystem, a destroyed economy and a company in shambles as it has already [...]
Tony Hayward Enjoys Time In Water That Isn’t Gross and Sticky
LONDON – BP CEO Tony Hayward recently enjoyed a weekend back in his native, clean waters just outside of London where he could partake in a yacht race. Now I know what you’re thinking, a yacht race in the middle of one of the worst ecosystem and fiscal man-made disasters in our human history may [...]
Homeowner Finds Out He Is Living On An Oil Deposit As Home Suddenly Bursts Into Flames
WACO, TX – Homeowner Russell Hartz recently found out that the home he has been living in for the past 14 years has been resting comfortably on a deposit rich in oil. Scientists believe the ground beneath his 2100 square foot home comprises of roughly 40,000 gallons of oil. But that doesn’t mean he will [...]
