Posts tagged ‘obama’
Hank Williams, Jr. Compared Obama to Hitler
When famed progeny Hank Williams, Jr. went on the ‘Fox and Friends’ show, I’m sure people were thinking several superfluous thoughts simultaneously. First, why am I am watching ‘Fox and Friends’ and second what the hell is this dude about to talk about? Country singers have never been known for their censorship, so it came to [...]
US Donates $65 MM I-O-U to Pakistan Flood Victims
WASHINGTON – The floodings in Pakistan have had less than a marked unilateral international response as other tragedies such as the Haiti Earthquake or the Myanmar Tsunami, but that hasn’t stopped the US from contributing their fair shake in the matter. Reports out of Washington is that the US is ready to contribute $65 MM [...]
US Identifies That They Were Scouring Afghanistan For Mineral Rich Deposit, Not Osama Bin Laden
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN – The White House has finally declared victory in Afghanistan after a long and grueling 7 year tenure in the embattled country. After much bloodshed and little movement, Obama has declared the venture a success after finding roughly over two billion dollars worth of untapped resources. The White House has indicated that it [...]
Gen. McChrystal Offers Resignation After Being Told to Resign
When the Rolling Stone article first was leaked, the remarks made by Gen. McChrystal disparaging the White House and Obama’s use of the Afghan War, McChrystal fired his press secretary for pretty much not controlling the crazy shit he said. Now McChrystal has been given the boot from command for what is called “conduct that [...]
President Obama Signs King James Version of New Health Care Bill Into Law
WASHINGTON – President Obama recently signed the latest version of the new health care bill, the King James version, into law after it passed through congress with much hatred and animosity. The bill, roughly 2,800 pages long, entails a universal health care plan, mandatory coverage for all citizens and the exodus of Jews from New [...]
President Obama Asks To Borrow Notes from Bush for State of the Union Address
WASHINGTON – Throughout the past year and even before President Obama’s inauguration, there was a lot of promise of change and reform from our previously tenured, lame-duck president. Health care reformation, equalizing the deficit, taxing the rich, ending 2 wars, become Socialist; all of these claimed the top of the president’s to do list. Sadly, [...]
