Posts tagged ‘NFL’
Gisele Bunchen Is Awesome
During the 4th quarter of Sunday’s Super Bowl, there were several noticeable drops from the Patriots wide receivers that cost them the game. I saw it. You saw it. Giants fans saw it. So when Gisele was leaving the stadium and Giants fans were taunting her not because she’s really pretty and makes $40 million [...]
ESPN Has Breaking News
ESPN, which should be called E!SPN because of how they treat the sports world like a tabloid instead of focusing on actual sporting news, has new breaking news on the Jerry Sandusky-Penn State scandal. Scrolling their news ticker during Monday Night Football’s telecast, viewers were told that Jerry Sandusky “should not have showered with those [...]
Al Davis Has Died
It appears that I only post when someone either gets divorced or dies. I don’t know if that means I enjoy the watching the ends of things or if I’m an asshole, but either way, Al Davis has passed. Now I know what you’re thinking, hasn’t he been dead for years? Well, despite looking dead for [...]
Three NFL Fans Really Looking Forward to Upcoming Season
Once the collective bargaining agreement was settled between the owners and the players, fans everywhere rejoiced that they would now be able to watch their beloved sports. Sure, while owners saw the value of the franchises double in value the past 10 years and players accumulating 200% more wealth in the same time spans, so [...]
Cam Newton Is Going To Suck
There are two ingredients to become a successful NFL quarterback: 1. Get drafted by a good team and 2. Do not attempt to play your rookie season. Main reason being is bad teams suck and most 22 year olds couldn’t learn an entire NFL playbook in the 3 months before the season starts. I imagine [...]
Judge Rules In Favor Of The Players
When I discuss legal battles over health care and retirement I think of a mixture between Golden Girls and LA Law and not the NFL. But the NFL is more sassy these days then anything so of course they would be bickering about this. The rules in the NFL have gotten so tight that they [...]
The Tens | Top 10 Fantasy Football Names
1. A Kolb Day in Hell 2. Cooley than the Other Side of the Pillow 3. Corn on the Schaub 4. Dezzie Does Dallas 5. Henne Nut Cheerios 6. Ix-nay on the Heyward-Bey 7. Revis and Butthead 8. Schaub Shank Redemption 9. Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi 10. The Godfavre
Brett Favre Plans To Retire…I Think
The Associated Press, which I think is reputable, is reporting that Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre is planning on retiring today. The 40 year old is rehabbing a surgically repaired ankle in Mississippi and playing with High School kids. I’m not real sure if he thinks the high school kids will get him ready to [...]
Cincinnati Begging Rest of Nation to Notice Them
CINCINNATI – The Bengals have a track record of signing players with a long line of both on and off the field problems. The team hopes in rehabilitating these players to the point that they can contribute to the team in winning and become a viable member society in doing so. Well, at least the [...]
Arctic Circle Making Pitch for Super Bowl XLIV
NORTHERN TEMPERATURE ZONE – Delegates from the Arctic Circle have put in a bid to host the Super Bowl in 2015, fresh off the heels of a successful bid by New York City for the ’14 game. The representatives, consisting in natives of Russia, Greenland, Canada and China all maintain that the world’s biggest game [...]
