Posts tagged ‘Lindsay Lohan’
Lindsay Lohan Bombed SNL
Lindsay Lohan hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend for the fourth time, and despite being a delight to be around on the show (so says the cast) she was widely panned for a performance that featured her talents of “dressing up in costumes” and “sitting in the background and not saying anything.” “How many lines [...]
Lindsay Lohan Wants To Make $5 The Hard Way NSFW
Once upon a time Lindsay Lohan was a cute actress with a budding career. The operative word there is “was.” It appears ever since Paris Hilton called her a fire crotch she has been in a downward spiral like water in the toilet. Wait, is that offensive to water in a toilet? I apologize for [...]
Lindsay Lohan Was In Court Again
Don’t get too excited, this was only a follow up to her court ordered community service to see how she was doing. This wouldn’t be necessary if she hadn’t done so poorly obeying the court’s orders in the first place, but alas, here we are. Judge Sautner tried something new … rather than just telling [...]
Lindsay Lohan Is Going Back To Jail
Lindsay Lohan is going back to jail today for breaking parole for the 4th time in a row now. The first time she was arrested she was sentenced to not do drugs. After she did drugs they asked that she stay in the country. After partying in in Europe for a couple of weeks the [...]
Lindsay Lohan Is Going For It All
Lindsay Lohan is wrapping up her four day photo shoot with Playboy today and reports are showing that she is going full frontal. Maybe we can finally learn what Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis were talking about. In what is shocking to noone, Lindsay insists it will be done “tastefully.” Girls always say that before [...]
Lindsay Lohan is Naked…Again
In a move 20 years in the making, ever since she was forced to become a child actress by a maniacal stage mother, Lindsay Lohan is posing for Playboy this weekend. Not this Lindsay. This Lindsay. I don’t know what’s more disappointing, the fact that she is doing playboy now or the fact that she [...]
Samantha Ronson Got A DUI
Samantha Ronson got a DUI at 10:30 am (whoa) yesterday and her mug shot is absolutely gorgeous. First off, smiling for your mug shot isn’t badass when you look like you were just raped by a blow dryer while being electrocuted. I’ve never thought she was hot but looking at her in the daylight makes [...]
Lindsay Lohan Is Extremely Religious
As with most slow news days recently, any new stories that come out are about either of the two major train wrecks; Charlie Sheen or Lindsay Lohan. Well today is no different as Lindsay has asked the judge to obey her wishes to observe Good Friday so that she can pay homage to the God [...]
Lindsay Lohan Wants To Be Like Cher
In the fantasy land that is Lindsay Lohan, she has come to the conclusion that her last name is getting her into all of this trouble. Not the DUI. Not the cocaine bust. Not the the time she punched an orderly in rehab for trying to sneak back into the facility while drunk, thus breaking [...]
Lindsay Lohan Surprisingly Unhappy in Jail
Sources from within the jail in Los Angeles County where Lindsay Lohan is in staying during her incarceration are indicating that she has been down right bawling at all hours of the day while inmates chant “fire crotch” at the former Disney queen. It has gotten so bad that she has actually requested solitary confinement [...]
