Posts tagged ‘Lebron James’
Lebron James’ Mom Is A Drunken Mess
You would think being rich and famous would be enough to make sure you had a whole entourage of people that watch out for you and make sure you don’t do stupid shit like stay up until 6 am on a Wednesday night or drink alcohol until 6 am or try and drink alcohol until [...]
Lebron James Hopes To Quell Lebanon-Israel Conflict By Renaming to Lebronanon
BEIRUT, LEBANON – Lebron James is hoping that his international persona can help a raging conflict on the Israel-Lebanon border. The conflict, amassing over 20,000 lives lost over a 5 year stint, has seen what Israel does to pretty much every nation they border, fuck up diplomatic relations and end up going to war with [...]
ESPN Halts All Sporting Events Until It Is Done Talking About LeBron
From the breaking news that LeBron James was holding a self indulged, ego-maniacal press conference to pronounce who was lucky enough to obtain his services, ESPN has been on an all-out onslaught to discuss where he will land. The speculation was much detailed on ESPN, ESPN2, ESPN News and any other halfsy ESPN network that [...]
LeBron James Shuns American Basketball; Signs With Barcelona Flame
GREENWICH, CT – Hours before holding his self indulged press conference, Lebron James signs with the Barcelona Flame out of the European Basketball League for an undisclosed amount, according to sources from within his circle. Citing his desire to travel the world and really enjoy the type of slow paced basketball Europeans play, James sees [...]
Lebron James Signs Twenty Year Contract With Indiana Pacers
INDIANAPOLIS – Lebron James shocked the NBA today when he signed a 20 year agreement with the Indiana Pacers following a degrading defeat to a cryptically old Boston Celtics team. Oft anticipated to sign to large market teams like the Chicago Bulls or New York Knicks, James went with a more abstract choice in picking [...]
