Posts tagged ‘Kim Kardashian’
OMG I Hate Kim Kardashian
I say this mainly because I’m not black and therefore don’t have a shot with her, but today I have another reason. Kim Kardashian has announced that she is running for office. Politcal office. Apparently the credentials to even get on the ballot for political elections in the United States has become so lax that [...]
Kim Kardashian Likes Black Guys
Little Bow-Wow, a black guy, has strongly inferred to having sex with Kim Kardashian two years ago. By strongly inferred I just assumed he has because he’s black. She’s also been linked to Gabriel Aubry, Kanye West, Miles Austin, and I’m assuming half of the And-1 Tour. Anyways, confirming my assumptions, Bow-Wow said: The rapper-actor [...]
Kim Kardashian is Dumb: part 2
Kim Kardashian is now claiming that she didn’t make a penny on her wedding to what’s his name. ”Not one Indian nickel,” I’m sure that racist said. She, of course, is referring to the wedding that was broadcast on E!, the honeymoon that had pictures sold to US Magazine, the wedding photo’s sold to People, [...]
Kim Kardashian Is Dumb
After four weeks of blissful marriage, Kim Kardashian and what’s his name are supposedly getting divorced. As a principle, I try and make sure to not ever comment on soulless cunts, but I made an exception this time. The always reliable daily mail saw Kris without his wedding ring on and spoke to Kim’s cousin’s friend’s [...]
