Posts tagged ‘jessica simpson’
Jessica Simpson Is 170 Pounds…On The Moon Maybe
Anyone who can see Jessica Simpson now knows she’s obese. She was just on the Ellen Degeneres show where she claimed that she was 170 pounds. Now I would think this really fat for her after watching “Dukes of Hazard” but seeing her on the show just makes me think she’s a liar. I can [...]
Jessica Simpson Is Huge
Now I know it’s nothing new for women to use their pregnancy as an excuse to eat chocolate ice cream and nachos 5 meals a day, but Jessica Simpson was doing this before she was pregnant and now that there is a baby over that layer of fat, her stomach has been accentuated into something [...]
Jessica Simpson Is Hungry
Now that she is pregnant, Jessica Simpson finds it socially appropriate to talk about her eating habits. She claims to now have odd cravings due to the pregnancy like how she can’t stand pizza anymore (obviously a lie) and how she likes cantaloupe. Massive amounts of cantaloupe. By “cantaloupe” I’m assuming she means double stuffed [...]
Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant
In something that I’ve assumed for the past 4 years but has just now been confirmed, Jessica Simpson is pregnant. For once she can use the excuse that something other than the massive amounts of food being shoveled into her mouth at any given moment is causing her to gain weight. Like all good news, [...]
