Posts tagged ‘Heidi Montag’
Educated Man Dies While Twittering
MALIBU, CA – Dr. Frank Ryan, of famed Hollywood plastic surgeon to vapid stars like Heidi Montag and Pamela Anderson, died last week of a dermal hematoma afterdriving his car off a cliff while twittering about his dog while driving over the rigid Malibu Hills twists and turns. Apparently his dog Jill, it’s actual name [...]
Heidi Montag Tells Room Full of Reporters She Just Needs Time Alone
HOLLYWOOD – Vapid slut Heidi Montag recently held an interview with a room full of around 40 reporters, most likely from useless magazines People and US Weekly, to discuss that she just needs some time to herself to look within and reflect on her life in discussing her faux breakup with the flesh monster, Spencer [...]
Gary Coleman Loses Constant Battle With Living
Diff’rent Strokes child star Gary Coleman passed away from brain hemorrhaging, sending shock waves through Hollywood showing starlets and actors alike of the path of destruction playing a child actor and then doing nothing but reality shows can do to a human being. Heidi Montag is currently being sedated, McCauley Caulkin probably died five years [...]
