This Woman Is Famous Now For Some Reason
Patricia Krentcil is now in the media’s spotlight because she took her 6-year-old daughter tanning. And because she looks like raw meat left out in room temperature for 6 days straight. It’s that brownish-purple color that really has everyone talking. Needless to say, numerous stories about the music she listens to, spoofs about her life [...]
John Travolta Is Being Sued For Being Gay
It’s been long known that John Travolta is a homosexual and lying to the general public about being straight and now he’s being sued for it. Not for lying but for the gay part. According to a masseuse in New York, Travolta looked up his Craigslist ad and hired him for $200 per hour to [...]
‘Teen Mom’ Star Amber Portwood Is Being Evicted
I know this is probably the most shocking news you’ve heard since Whitney Houston died, but that one chick who had a baby at age 16 and then was purveyed by MTV for the next two years sucking innocent girls in the midwest into a whorish whirlwind, is now being evicted from the government housing [...]
Octomom Is Taking Your Tax Dollars To Get Her Hair Did
Nadya Suleman, the woman who already had 6 kids and felt the need to enlist the help of a fertility clinic in order to use the invitro process which normally yields multiple pregnancy births and ended up with a litter of 8 more kids, declared herself destitute just after raking in $8,000 and a McDonalds [...]
OMG I Hate Kim Kardashian
I say this mainly because I’m not black and therefore don’t have a shot with her, but today I have another reason. Kim Kardashian has announced that she is running for office. Politcal office. Apparently the credentials to even get on the ballot for political elections in the United States has become so lax that [...]
Dick Clark Died
Dick Clark is best known for his role as host of American Bandstand by your parents, but you probably best recognize him as the walking induced seizure on television during New Years Eve celebrations. In between glorious champagne toasts and shots from that one chick’s chest, you may happen to glance over at the TV [...]
Kim Kardashian is Dating Kanye West
Although her marriage isn’t quite over yet, Kim Kardashian is being linked with Kanye West again. I say again because it was back in December 2010 when she was originally linked to him. This was around 2 weeks before she met Kris Humphries and about 5 months before she married him. What did Kanye have [...]
Ashton Kutcher Is Doing The New Steve Jobs Movie
No, I don’t mean he’s having sex with the new Steve Jobs movie although I wouldn’t be surprised if he tried to in some way, but Ashton will be playing the lead role of Steve Jobs in a new biopic about the austere life and times of the deceased Apple founder. The film which will [...]
Whitney Houston Was High On Cocaine When She Died
I know this sounds unbelievable and like I made it up, but cocaine was found in Whitney Houston’s system the night she died. I know, right? My mind was blown too. When I first heard that I was like, I don’t believe it, it can’t be true. Surely her family wouldn’t lie about her not [...]
Disney Lost $200 Million On “John Carter”
If that sounds like I’m sarcastically saying that some guy named John Carter misplaced $200 million of Disney’s money, you’re not far off. The movie “John Carter”, which was distributed and paid for by Disney, cost around $250 million to make and another $100 million to put the trailer as and movie poster in about [...]
