Look, It’s A Racist On TV!!!
In what has to be the most unassuming racist of all time, a contestant on Wheel of Fortune had one letter to solve the easiest puzzle of all time but instead, he took to make a stand in a reverse, much more maligned Rosa Park-ish way. Black people didn’t fight oppression for 150 years so some [...]
Alec Baldwin Was Kicked Off A Plane
To answer your first question, no the plane was not in flight. To answer your next question, he was kicked off the flight for playing the popular iPhone game “Words With Friends” after the attendants asked him to stop. I’m sure he got a fist bump from the Muslim guy who was strip searched going [...]
ESPN Has Breaking News
ESPN, which should be called E!SPN because of how they treat the sports world like a tabloid instead of focusing on actual sporting news, has new breaking news on the Jerry Sandusky-Penn State scandal. Scrolling their news ticker during Monday Night Football’s telecast, viewers were told that Jerry Sandusky “should not have showered with those [...]
Lindsay Lohan Is Going For It All
Lindsay Lohan is wrapping up her four day photo shoot with Playboy today and reports are showing that she is going full frontal. Maybe we can finally learn what Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis were talking about. In what is shocking to noone, Lindsay insists it will be done “tastefully.” Girls always say that before [...]
Site Updates
I was just told that I wasn’t updating the site enough. If more interesting shit happened, I would post more often. What am I, People Magazine? What did Jennifer Aniston order at The Ivy for lunch? Who has the cutest Celebrity Baby? OMG look at whatever the fuck Kim Kardashian just did. I’m not [...]
ESPN/ABC Still Pretending Rest of the World Actually Gives A Shit About The Little League World Series
For the past month you have no doubt had ESPN and now ABC jamming highlights, statistics and recaps for the infamously boring Little League World Series. I’m not really sure who has told the programming directors that the rest of the world outside the immediate family of these players actually gives a shit, but headlines [...]
Three NFL Fans Really Looking Forward to Upcoming Season
Once the collective bargaining agreement was settled between the owners and the players, fans everywhere rejoiced that they would now be able to watch their beloved sports. Sure, while owners saw the value of the franchises double in value the past 10 years and players accumulating 200% more wealth in the same time spans, so [...]
Cam Newton Is Going To Suck
There are two ingredients to become a successful NFL quarterback: 1. Get drafted by a good team and 2. Do not attempt to play your rookie season. Main reason being is bad teams suck and most 22 year olds couldn’t learn an entire NFL playbook in the 3 months before the season starts. I imagine [...]
One Good Reason To Watch Glee
I’ve never gotten into the whole Glee thing mainly because I’m neither a 13 year old girl or gay but I keep seeing the cast doing all this promotional work so I figured to take the time to peruse over the pictures. If I keep using words like peruse I am already halfway there to [...]
Why My Show Is Horrible: by Paul Reiser
Alright, I admit it, I asked Paul to write this piece but he was unfortunately unavailable due to a busy schedule of producing crap that currently displays at 8:30 on Thursday nights. Now NBC cancelled Perfect Couples to air The Paul Reiser Show which is supposed to be a Seinfeld style series except there is [...]
