Archive for February, 2012
It’s Kate Upton In The Most Unflattering Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Ever
Kate Upton is a gorgeous and accomplished bikini model by all standards despite being the tender age of 19, and nothing was more evident of this fact than her gracing the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition this year. That is unless you want to throw out the part of her being gorgeous and [...]
Hillary Clinton Knows How To Stand Out
When Hillary Clinton visited the G20 summit this past week, she must have missed the memo about the dress code because all attendants were wearing white and she was wearing this Dwight Schrute-colored yellow ensemble and looking like she just crapped her pants. I don’t know what’s worse, wearing a solid color when everyone else [...]
Whitney Houston’s Daughter Celebrated Her Death By Reenacting It
Whitney Houston was laid to rest this past Saturday in the best funeral a junkie who overdosed could ever have, and while there were many affectionate displays remembering Whitney, the most poignant display had to be her daughter, Bobbi Kristina, getting high after the ceremony had completed. According to the Daily Beast: Just hours after [...]
Lindsay Lohan Wants To Make $5 The Hard Way NSFW
Once upon a time Lindsay Lohan was a cute actress with a budding career. The operative word there is “was.” It appears ever since Paris Hilton called her a fire crotch she has been in a downward spiral like water in the toilet. Wait, is that offensive to water in a toilet? I apologize for [...]
Whitney Houston’s Record Sales Surge
The sales of Whitney Houston’s records has jumped to No. 2 on the iTunes charts thanks in large part to her dying. Either that or people who are really big fans of her music and not so much on current events went out and bought her music. There was some shit that Sony went all [...]
Whitney Houston Is Dead
Less than four hours before the Clive Davis party at the Beverly Hills Hilton, Whitney Houston took a lethal dose of tequila and Xanax and decided to do the responsible thing and take a bath. Not that being responsible has always been Houston’s strong suit, but one would think booze and enough anti anxiety medication [...]
Gisele Bunchen Is Awesome
During the 4th quarter of Sunday’s Super Bowl, there were several noticeable drops from the Patriots wide receivers that cost them the game. I saw it. You saw it. Giants fans saw it. So when Gisele was leaving the stadium and Giants fans were taunting her not because she’s really pretty and makes $40 million [...]
Demi Moore Is A Pedophile
Keeping on the Jerry Sandusky theme, Demi Moore was on the prowl for some sophomore cock before skipping her last 18 meals, smoking flavia, and then going into epileptic seizures. More notably, she was trolling for Zack Efron. Efron, who is 24, 1 year younger than Ashton Kutcher when he married Moore 7 years ago, [...]
Jerry Sandusky Is Seeking New Jurors
Due to the magnitude of attention that the Penn State scandal surrounding Jerry Sandusky and raping little boys is getting, his attorney’s feel their client has rights and deserves some anonymity for the upcoming trial. “Jerry’s case has drawn national attention as a result of which we feel there’s no better place than Centre County [...]
