Now that she is pregnant, Jessica Simpson finds it socially appropriate to talk about her eating habits. She claims to now have odd cravings due to the pregnancy like how she can’t stand pizza anymore (obviously a lie) and how she likes cantaloupe. Massive amounts of cantaloupe.  By “cantaloupe” I’m assuming she means double stuffed oreos.

“I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person,” Simpson told PEOPLE on Tuesday while promoting a skincare line. “But I put salt allover it, so I don’t know if it’s that healthy. I crave anything salty and sweet. That mixture to me is so good. I can eat a whole cantaloupe in one morning.”

It seems craving all things salty and sweet is how she got into this whole pregnancy mess, but apparently she hasn’t learned her lesson.  I can see her blowing up to at least twice the size of Mariah Carey’s pregnancy.  And I believe she was carrying a litter of 6.

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