Archive for October, 2011
Lindsay Lohan Is Going For It All
Lindsay Lohan is wrapping up her four day photo shoot with Playboy today and reports are showing that she is going full frontal. Maybe we can finally learn what Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis were talking about. In what is shocking to noone, Lindsay insists it will be done “tastefully.” Girls always say that before [...]
Steven Tyler Is Clumsy
Steven Tyler fell down his hotel room the other day and my god he doesn’t fall gracefully. When you’re a recovering addict and you fall down, people assume you had a relapse, but not so fast Steven says. He just ate some bad chicken. He told Matt Lauer on the today show: “got nauseous (from [...]
Andy Rooney Is Old
In something that surprises nobody, Andy Rooney is in the hospital for health complications. I’m assuming by “complications” they mean old age. When you are over the age of 80 there aren’t any “complications”, but rather, “your body begins rejecting itself.” I’m pretty sure the medical community has given up on the elderly. My [...]
Lindsay Lohan is Naked…Again
In a move 20 years in the making, ever since she was forced to become a child actress by a maniacal stage mother, Lindsay Lohan is posing for Playboy this weekend. Not this Lindsay. This Lindsay. I don’t know what’s more disappointing, the fact that she is doing playboy now or the fact that she [...]
Kim Kardashian Is Dumb
After four weeks of blissful marriage, Kim Kardashian and what’s his name are supposedly getting divorced. As a principle, I try and make sure to not ever comment on soulless cunts, but I made an exception this time. The always reliable daily mail saw Kris without his wedding ring on and spoke to Kim’s cousin’s friend’s [...]
Dan Wheldon Has Died
This site is starting to look more like an obituary than anything else. I don’t know if it’s because a lot of people decided in direct succession or that I really get off on people dying, but either way, if you are interested in hearing about people dying, feel free to check it out here [...]
Chris Tucker Is Broke…Fat
Former celebrity and current outcast Chris Tucker (who must weigh over 4oo pounds now) is foreclosing on his $6 million home in Florida. Starring in such movies as Friday and Rush Hour, Tucker has gone into seclusion and done absolutely nothing but eat 6 steady meals a day since Rush Hour 6, meaning either he has [...]
Al Davis Has Died
It appears that I only post when someone either gets divorced or dies. I don’t know if that means I enjoy the watching the ends of things or if I’m an asshole, but either way, Al Davis has passed. Now I know what you’re thinking, hasn’t he been dead for years? Well, despite looking dead for [...]
Steve Jobs Has Died
A guy who invented things which I will never buy has died of an unapparent illness, but most likely pancreatic cancer. Steve Jobs has been called the Leonardi Da Vinci of our time and while I do have to admit the devices he has created have been groundbreaking and have shattered sales records, while also [...]
Hank Williams, Jr. Compared Obama to Hitler
When famed progeny Hank Williams, Jr. went on the ‘Fox and Friends’ show, I’m sure people were thinking several superfluous thoughts simultaneously. First, why am I am watching ‘Fox and Friends’ and second what the hell is this dude about to talk about? Country singers have never been known for their censorship, so it came to [...]
