Archive for April, 2011
Cam Newton Is Going To Suck
There are two ingredients to become a successful NFL quarterback: 1. Get drafted by a good team and 2. Do not attempt to play your rookie season. Main reason being is bad teams suck and most 22 year olds couldn’t learn an entire NFL playbook in the 3 months before the season starts. I imagine [...]
Things Are Looking Up For Charlie Sheen
You know life is good when you tell off your boss, get fired, go on tour, get booed, people leave the show early, empty seats fill your shows, you get sued for child custody, beg for your job back and then a porn star finds you too deplorable to be with. If someone who gets [...]
One Good Reason To Watch Glee
I’ve never gotten into the whole Glee thing mainly because I’m neither a 13 year old girl or gay but I keep seeing the cast doing all this promotional work so I figured to take the time to peruse over the pictures. If I keep using words like peruse I am already halfway there to [...]
Judge Rules In Favor Of The Players
When I discuss legal battles over health care and retirement I think of a mixture between Golden Girls and LA Law and not the NFL. But the NFL is more sassy these days then anything so of course they would be bickering about this. The rules in the NFL have gotten so tight that they [...]
Why My Show Is Horrible: by Paul Reiser
Alright, I admit it, I asked Paul to write this piece but he was unfortunately unavailable due to a busy schedule of producing crap that currently displays at 8:30 on Thursday nights. Now NBC cancelled Perfect Couples to air The Paul Reiser Show which is supposed to be a Seinfeld style series except there is [...]
Lady Gaga Is Naked Again
As if Lady Gaga has nothing better to do then shock the world every second of every day, she reenacted the molestation scene from Deliverance in a shoot for some magazine called ‘Purple’ the other day. I’m not really sure what the hell Purple is or what they do but anyone that gives The Gags [...]
Krayzie Bone Quits Bone Thugs N Harmony
Apparently Bone Thugs N Harmony is still producing music but you would never know it since the only reason you know them is from their hit song ‘Notorious Thugs’. I’m sure they still have plenty of other original songs with their names in the title but that’s the only one that I can think of. [...]
Journal Entry #34: Traffic
Traffic is a fickle thing. One minute you could be moving fluidly through the open roads like a cocktail in the wind and the next you are deadlocked in the ass of a Ford Bronco. The fluidity, like life, is a rigid, self-inflicted figment that never seems to be as true as the experiences you [...]
Lindsay Lohan Is Extremely Religious
As with most slow news days recently, any new stories that come out are about either of the two major train wrecks; Charlie Sheen or Lindsay Lohan. Well today is no different as Lindsay has asked the judge to obey her wishes to observe Good Friday so that she can pay homage to the God [...]
Nicholas Cage Has Still Got It
Nic Cage was in the French Quarter this weekend and was having a good time, partying, like most do in New Orleans. Unfortunately for him, some tramp decided to get all lippy with him and completely ruin the mood. The New Orleans Police spokesman, Garry Flot stated that 47 year old Nicolas Cage was arrested [...]
